Sunday, October 19, 2008

Pee

Anyone ever been woken up in the middle of the night to the scariest unidentifiable voice mail outside of the Scream movies?

Guess that's just me.


I was sound asleep when my phone notified me I'd missed a call - blocked ID. Checked voice mail (half asleep) and it was the most horrifying unidentifiable breathing. I have no idea if it was actually scary or if I was just unnerved by it because I was tired and couldn't make sense of it, but I am not kidding you when I say this is the scariest experience of my life. I've been sitting here for about 15 minutes now trying to calm down but I really want to just cry. I want to call someone but I turned my phone off out of sheer, genuine terror. I have never been so close to peeing myself as I was laying there for the 3 or 4 minutes before I jumped out of bed and flipped on all the lights.