Wednesday, October 22, 2008


I'm glad that only girls read my blog so that I can post the following:

My boobs are swollen. They're practically under my armpits. I'm actually wearing a bra because it's more comfortable than not wearing one, which is not typical for half-cup Valry. I'm completely falling out of one of my more accommodating bras right now, though. OOOOOOWIIIIIIIE!


Tyler and Carisa said...

you prego?! =D

Valry said...

Honestly, if I were having sex I would be convinced that I am. My boobs are huge and painful, I'm craving pickles, and I'm having severe bouts of dizziness. Maybe I'm pregnant from all my lusting after my ridiculously hot professor.