I went to my history class today and, once again, am landed with a smokin' hot, amazingly funny, witty, intelligent professor, who is, once again, married. Some of you who read this might have known of my insane crush on my World History Professor at CC. Since he was married, my feelings for him were genuinely professional, though I did occasionally have to stop myself staring at his mouth when he talked. My new professor is quite a bit younger than the former, is quite a bit more java'd up (World History Professor drank a moderate cup or two of coffee daily. New professor, apparently, has a complete addiction and talks a mile a minute), and would be hands-down dating material, if he weren't freaking married.
Why is it that I cannot find a single funny, intelligent, sexy man who is single? There HAVE to be some out there! WHyyyyyyyyyyy?!
P.S. Watch Wipeout. HILARIOUS nonsense! Those red balls are the funniest things on TV.